Tuesday, February 07, 2006

With Apologies to Isaiah 7:1-3

And it came to pass in the days of Meredith, daughter of David, son of William, that she left her people in the land of Amarillo and went down to Austin, city of the Capital of the state of Texas. And Meredith enrolled in Austin Presbyterian Theological Seminary and enrolled in Beginning Hebrew Exegesis but she did not prevail.

And the LORD spoke to Meredith saying, "Meredith, daughter of David, son of William take heed and fear not. Go forth and meet thy friends in the Library of the Seminary of which thou attendest, for therein you shall find the answer to the passages of which you are attempting to exegete."

And Meredith did the will of the LORD and Lo! she found a book of Hebrew wherein lay the answers to that of which she was seeking. From that day forth she failed not to rely on the books of the reference section of the library of the Seminary, nor did she fail to remember the providence of her friends.

2 comments:

Monica said...

aaaahhhh...doesn't a parsing book feel good?

Reverend Irreverent said...

as it was with your servant, Meredith, so also let it be with me.